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Countdown to retirement: 12 days



For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. ~Doug Larson

The Buddha Board is like a Zen Etch a Sketch. Paint your message or image with water and it magically appears, then disappears as it dries.







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This is almost a year old and we could add a few items to it, but it's still more than appropriate -- The Twelve Days of Bush by Alec Sokolow on 23/6:

On the first day of Christmas my president gave to me a preemptive war without an exit strategy.

On the second day of Christmas my president gave to me two erased CIA interrogation tapes

On the third day of Christmas my president gave to me three attorneys general who disregard habeas corpus\

On the fourth day of Christmas my president gave to me four and a half U.S. dollars to the British pound.

On the fifth day of Christmas my president gave to me Scooter Libby.

On the sixth day of Christmas my president gave to me six thousand more children left behind.

On the seventh day of Christmas my president gave to me seven more legal explanations why waterboarding isn't torture.

On the eighth day of Christmas my president gave to me eight trillion dollars in national debt.

On the ninth day of Christmas my president gave ninety-nine dollars per barrel of oil to his cronies.

On the tenth day of Christmas my president gave to me ten "fool me once shame on you fool me you can't get fooled again" butchering of the English Language quotes.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my president gave to me eleven months of aggregate vacation time to clear brush and fundraise.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my president gave to me 12 more months without getting Osama Bin Laden, the real motherfucker responsible for 9/11, eleven months of aggregate vacation time to clear brush and fund raise, ten "fool me once shame on you fool me you can't get fooled again" butchering of the English Language quotes, ninety-nine dollars per barrel of oil to his cronies, eight trillion dollars in national debt, seven more legal explanations why waterboarding isn't torture, six thousand more children left behind, Scooter Libby, four and a half U.S. dollars to the British pound, three attorneys general who disregard habeas corpus, two erased CIA interrogation tapes and a preemptive war without an exit strategy.

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2 comments:

Jill said...

Anthony and I enjoyed the Buddhist Etch-a-sketch message. 12 days! Unbelievable!

Anonymous said...

You are so clever, T; I'm still your biggest fan! gt/tg