R Minus 10 - Countdown to Retirement

Powers of 10 - Start 10 million light-years from the Milky Way galaxy and wind up face to face with a proton in Florida.

Like Google Earth on steroids.

Dave's Top Ten

Top Ten Signs the Presidential Campaign is Getting Ugly

  • Three times Straight Talk Express has "accidentally" knocked over Obama's mailbox
  • Next debate will be moderated by Jerry Springer
  • McCain keeps referring to opponent as Senator Barack Hussein Obama Bin Laden
  • Sarah Palin says she can see Joe Biden's hair plugs from her house
  • Desperate attempt to connect Obama with the last eight years of Regis
  • No number 5 -- economy so bad, writer putting everything he owns up on eBay
  • They have resorted to "your Vice President's so dumb" jokes
  • Obama claimed McCain's irresponsibility caused the 1929 stock market crash -- he's that old, people!
  • Even Dick Cheney thinks they're being cruel
  • Obama's gloves are off, McCain's teeth are out


Amanda said...

Nice! I love the countdown, especially the big about the 1929 crash. A good laugh to wake me up this morning.

Andi said...

LOL! The countdown is pure brilliance.

beastmomma said...

Oh Letterman, he stole my heart.

Irish said...

you are getting so close now! scary!! and exciting!